The Story
Poch's Birthday Fundraiser
Thank you for being here. The long and the short of why this is happening is that we need help. We received an eviction notice. Despite my best efforts, and after exhausting every resource, my family will lose everything we have worked so hard to build if we cannot come up with a very large amount of money in less than 30 days' time. We have pursued every avenue for assistance, and are actively looking for jobs and other more stable income, but finding something that we can do given our physical limitations takes time. Time that we just don't have.
There has been too much month at the end of our money for just too long and we have reached a point where the tattered threads that we have been desperately clinging to trying to hold everything together have finally snapped. We are adrift. And all those holes we have tried to patch with hard work and hope for things to get better just keep reopening. We are sinking, and this is my cry for help. This is my SOS. Please, please help my family. I don't know where else to turn so here I am begging for a lifeline so myself and the people I love can pull ourselves to shore.
What are we doing?
There are a few different ways that we are trying to raise funds. There is an auction that will be running from now until Friday, July 28th that has a bunch of really cool items, and a GoFundMe. For the GoFundMe, our friend AmberlarkArt is doing a raffle for those who want to participate where every verified dollar donated (proof required - more details below) is one entry into a raffle for a custom drink/dessert character, which is what she is widely known for. We are also going to be doing a special stream on Poch's Birthday, July 27th, to raise funds and there will be lots of fun things happening.
The Summary
We received an eviction notice and need to make over $3500 by the end of July to keep our place. We are trying, but we are out of options and need help.
The auction will run through Friday, July 28th
July 27th - Birthday Donation Stream
Kick 10am-12pm (PDT) | Twitch 12:30am - ??? (PDT)
Milestones
Poch has to wear a special tiara
8"x10" Canvas Giveaway (winner selects from pre-existing canvases based on availability)
Poch will have to wear a wig and complete a puzzle
The birthday boy gets a pie to the face!
Starr waxes both of Poch's armpits
Poch puts on a piggyhell face mask (super painful viral facemask)
Poch will open and build his batman lego set
Poch will get a full face of fabulous makeup - with lots of sparkles!
Poch cuts off his beard and shaves the sides of his face
Shoutout (anyone on any platform - if you want to promote yourself or someone you know this is it!)
Donation Rewards
Make Poch do everything with tiny hands for 5 minutes
Poch will salute you with your choice or wine or Faygo
Poch will eat horrible candy (full selection TBA)
Eat Hot Chip & Lie (hot sauce roulette and a wild story)
The worst mixed drink - wine AND faygo mixed together
Your name tagged on Poch's shirt
Control the stream for 30 minutes (nothing that will cause a TOS violation)
Poch eats flavored bugs - yes you read that right
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*All goals and milestones listed below are tentative until the day of the stream due to health checks and are dependent upon supply delivery
Self Care (Saltines, water, or anything that helps combat the upset stomach)
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GoFundMe Raffle - provided by AmberlarkArt
- one entry per dollar donated to the GoFundMe
- Proof of donation is required in order to participate. This can be DMed to Relli or Amberlark on Discord or emailed to amberlarkart@gmail.com. GoFundMe sends receipts for successful donations to the email address provided and a screenshot of that totally works for this requirement. You can blur out your name if you are not comfortable with that being seen, but we must be able to see that you have donated in order to be entered.
- There will be one (1) winner per design.
- The winners will be selected at the end of Poch's birthday Stream on Thursday, July 27th.
By contributing, you are also helping:
ME
Of course.
Starr
The brains of the operation
Leo
The problem child.
Fidget
Momma's girl and Mother of idiots.
Mr. Beantoes
The chonk supreme.
Bear
Keeper of the braincell.
Popcorn
Very fancy and very sassy
Panda
Tiny baby. Meows and knows things.
Azara
Not pictured
always there... watching...
waiting to take over
